Bring some serious attitude to the fairway with our “I Play Golf Because Punching People Is Illegal” retro t-shirt. Combining a fierce, vintage athletic aesthetic with a hilarious, unfiltered truth, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who uses 18 holes as their personal form of anger management.
Featuring an angry, dimpled golf ball mascot flanked by crossed clubs and lightning bolts, this graphic serves up a bold, distressed screen-printed look that feels instantly broken-in and effortlessly cool. Whether you’re blowing off steam at the driving range, grabbing a drink at the clubhouse, or looking for the perfect gift for your favorite hot-headed golfer, this tee hits the green with maximum impact.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
Seamless double-needle collar
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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