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I Don't Trust Chapters That Start Calmly
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I Don’t Trust Chapters That Start Calmly

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A peaceful chapter can feel like a warning. This plot-twist cat shirt is for readers who keep turning pages with one eyebrow raised.

A green-eyed calico sips tea while peering over an olive book decorated with leaves. Cream and orange words read, "I Don't Trust Chapters That Start Calmly."

Printed on the front of a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt with a relaxed unisex fit. Made with heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.

Made for mystery-book clubs, suspense-filled reading nights and relaxed bookstore browsing. A fitting gift for a cat-loving reader who knows that calm rarely lasts until the next chapter.

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Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
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Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

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SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
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Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

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S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6