Please Don’t Annoy Me

For anyone who is trying very hard to ignore unnecessary interruptions. ☕

This funny retro possum T-shirt features a grumpy, exhausted-looking possum relaxing in a green folding chair with crossed legs, plaid slippers, a cozy blanket, and a steaming coffee mug.

The graphic reads:

“PLEASE DON’T ANNOY ME – I’M TRYING TO IGNORE YOU”

The possum’s coffee mug reads:

“NOPE”

With its unamused expression, vintage rust-orange typography, distressed texture, plaid slippers, olive chair, and perfectly antisocial attitude, this design is made for anyone who prefers peace, coffee, and fewer interruptions.

It’s a funny everyday shirt for introverts, homebodies, sarcastic friends, possum lovers, coffee drinkers, animal lovers, and anyone whose social battery is permanently running low.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Funny retro possum graphic

• Sarcastic introvert and antisocial humor

• Detailed grumpy possum relaxing with a “NOPE” coffee mug

• Warm vintage rust, cream, brown, grey, and black palette

• Versatile design for year-round casual wear

• Fun gift for friends, family, coworkers, possum lovers, coffee drinkers, or yourself

PERFECT FOR

Casual wear • Coffee runs • Weekend outfits • Possum lovers • Introvert gifts • Sarcastic gifts • Animal-lover gifts • Coworker gifts • Everyday humor

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% ring-spun US cotton – soft, durable feel

• Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams for added durability

• Available in sizes S-4XL

• Pre-shrunk sizing

• Sewn-in label

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold – max 30°C / 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

PLEASE NOTE

• This listing is for a physical T-shirt.

• Because each shirt is made to order, production and shipping times may vary depending on your location and selected variation.

• Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment-dye process.

• Please double-check your size and color selection before placing your order.