Candy Is My Exit Strategy

Collect the candy, then make your escape. This mischievous opossum design combines a pumpkin treat bucket and bold orange lettering on a relaxed Comfort Colors 1717 tee.

Full product description

A little candy. A quick getaway.

A cute opossum carries a pumpkin bucket of wrapped candy beside an orange exit arrow. Distressed retro lettering reads “CANDY IS MY EXIT STRATEGY,” with pink and purple accents for a playful Halloween outfit.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• A mischievous opossum with a relatable party-exit joke

• Bold orange lettering, a pumpkin candy bucket and playful purple accents

• Garment-dyed cotton and an easy relaxed fit

• A fun gift for candy fans, animal lovers and friends who leave early

PERFECT FOR

Halloween parties • Passing out candy • Casual fall outings • Spooky movie nights • Opossum and animal lover gifts

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt

• 100% ring-spun US cotton; pre-shrunk fabric

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed unisex fit

• Short sleeves, crew neckline and sewn-in label

• Double-needle stitching and tubular construction with no side seams

• Front graphic print; choose your size and color from the available options

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam or dry on low heat; avoid ironing directly on the print

• Do not dry clean

PLEASE NOTE

This listing is for one physical T-shirt. Styling accessories are not included.

Colors can vary slightly with screen settings and the garment-dye process. Mockups illustrate the design; print proportions can vary by shirt size.

Each shirt is made to order. Please review the size chart and check your size and color before ordering.

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