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I Teach, Therefore I’m Tired

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For teachers who care deeply, explain everything twice, and are still professionally tired. 🦉📚

This funny retro teacher T-shirt features an unimpressed owl wearing reading glasses, holding a red pen, and perched on a stack of books labeled Lessons, Grammar, and Patience.

The graphic reads:

“I TEACH, THEREFORE I’M TIRED”

The lower banner adds:

“PATIENCE LEVEL: PROFESSIONAL”

It is a fun everyday shirt for teachers, teaching assistants, tutors, school staff, education majors, owl lovers, and anyone who understands the humor of surviving another busy school day.

Why You Will Love It

• Funny teacher humor with an expressive scholarly owl

• Vintage burgundy, cream, brown, and black color palette

• Relaxed garment-dyed tee suited to school and casual everyday wear

• Thoughtful gift for teacher appreciation, back to school, birthdays, or Christmas

Perfect For Teachers

• Teaching assistants • Tutors • School staff • Education majors • Teacher appreciation gifts • Back-to-school outfits • End-of-year gifts • Owl lovers • Coworkers • Birthdays • Christmas • Casual everyday wear

Product Features

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft and durable feel

• Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams for added durability

• Available in sizes S–4XL where offered for the selected color

• Pre-shrunk sizing

• Sewn-in label

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C or 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

Please Note

This listing is for a physical T-shirt.

Each shirt is made to order, so production and shipping times may vary by location and selected variation.

Colors may appear slightly different because of screen settings and the garment-dye process.

Please check the size chart and confirm your size and color before ordering.

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Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6