I Want to Be Left Alone

For anyone whose social battery disappears after dark. 🦝🦇

This funny retro Halloween T-shirt features a grumpy raccoon dressed as a vampire, giving the unmistakable signal that conversation is neither requested nor encouraged.

The graphic reads:

“I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE”

“TRASH PANDA OF THE NIGHT”

It is a playful spooky-season shirt for raccoon lovers, introverts, homebodies, Halloween fans, night owls, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic animal humor.

Why You Will Love It

• Funny Halloween humor for introverts and homebodies

• Expressive vampire raccoon with an unmistakably unimpressed attitude

• Vintage cream, charcoal, burgundy, and black color palette

• Bold composition that remains readable in Etsy thumbnails

• Fun seasonal gift for raccoon lovers, friends, coworkers, and family

Perfect For

Halloween parties • Fall festivals • Pumpkin-patch visits • Casual autumn wear • Introvert gifts • Raccoon-lover gifts • October birthdays • Spooky-season photos

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft and durable feel

• Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams for added durability

• Available in sizes S–4XL where offered for the selected color

• Pre-shrunk sizing

• Sewn-in label

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C or 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

Please Note

This listing is for a physical T-shirt.

Each shirt is made to order, so production and shipping times may vary by location and selected variation.

Colors may appear slightly different because of screen settings and the garment-dye process.

Please check the size chart and confirm your size and color before ordering.