Cardio Is a Rumor

For anyone who considers showing up the hardest part of cardio. 🐶🏋️

This funny retro bulldog T-shirt features an exhausted English bulldog sitting beside a dumbbell in his workout headband, perfectly capturing the mood of anyone whose fitness enthusiasm has taken the day off.

The graphic reads:

“CARDIO IS A RUMOR I CHOOSE TO IGNORE”

The lower banner adds:

“GYM MEMBER SINCE JANUARY 1ST”

It is a fun everyday shirt for bulldog owners, dog moms and dads, reluctant gym members, fitness-humor fans, rest-day enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers laughter to lunges.

Why You Will Love It

• Funny cardio and workout humor with an instantly relatable punchline

• Expressive exhausted bulldog character with vintage athletic styling

• Neutral cream, charcoal, brown, and mustard palette

• Fun year-round gift for bulldog lovers, friends, coworkers, and gym buddies

Perfect For

Casual everyday wear • Rest days • Coffee runs • Dog walks • Lighthearted gym outfits • Bulldog-lover gifts • Fitness-humor gifts • Birthdays • Christmas • New Year resolutions

Product Features

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex garment-dyed T-shirt

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft and durable feel

• Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams for added durability

• Available in sizes S–4XL where offered for the selected color

• Pre-shrunk sizing

• Sewn-in label

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C or 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

Please Note

This listing is for a physical T-shirt.

Each shirt is made to order, so production and shipping times may vary by location and selected variation.

Colors may appear slightly different because of screen settings and the garment-dye process.

Please check the size chart and confirm your size and color before ordering.