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I Measure Beans. Everything Else Is Guesswork

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Coffee gets measured. The rest of the day can work itself out. This home-barista shirt captures that familiar balance with "I Measure Beans. Everything Else Is Guesswork."

A bowl of coffee beans sits neatly on a scale beside a towering stack of papers, folders and a coffee mug. Golden yellow, blue and outlined cream lettering makes the contrast between careful brewing and everyday chaos part of the joke.

Printed on the front of a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt with a relaxed unisex fit. Made with heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd², 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.

A fitting gift for a coffee geek, home barista or work friend whose brew routine is more organized than their desk. Wear it for a morning coffee ritual, a casual workday or a weekend at home.

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Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already enjoy wearing. For an oversized look, check the measurements before choosing a larger size. Garment shades and print appearance may vary slightly with lighting and screen settings.

Care

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low. Use low heat for ironing and avoid the printed area. Do not dry clean.

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Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6

Comfort Colors 1717 · Size guide

Dash Haven Comfort Colors 1717 size chart, S–4XL, in inches and centimetres. The same measurements are available in the text tables below. Open full-size chart in a new tab
View measurements as text

Measure a tee you love, laid flat. Width is measured across the shirt, not around the chest. Measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S18.326.616.3
M20.328.017.8
L22.029.419.0
XL24.030.820.5
2XL26.031.621.8
3XL27.832.523.3
4XL29.833.524.6
Centimetres
SizeWidthLengthSleeve
S46.467.641.3
M51.471.145.1
L55.974.648.3
XL61.078.152.1
2XL66.080.355.3
3XL70.582.659.1
4XL75.685.162.6