I Only Come Out for Snacks

For anyone who appears after dark only when snacks are involved. 🦇🍪

This funny retro Halloween T-shirt features an adorably unimpressed bat hanging beneath the moon and stars in a vintage illustrated badge design.

The graphic reads:

“I ONLY COME OUT FOR SNACKS”

“NOCTURNAL AND PROUD”

It is a fun spooky-season shirt for bat lovers, introverts, night owls, snack enthusiasts, Halloween fans, and anyone who prefers their social plans after sunset.

Why You Will Love It

• Funny nocturnal humor with an expressive sleepy bat

• Bold vintage badge composition that reads clearly in thumbnails

• Warm cream, charcoal, brown, and antique-gold palette

• Easy to style throughout fall and Halloween season

• Fun gift for bat lovers, introverts, night owls, friends, and coworkers

Perfect For

Halloween parties • Fall festivals • Pumpkin-patch visits • Casual autumn wear • Introvert gifts • Bat-lover gifts • October birthdays • Spooky-season photos

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, durable feel

• Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit

• Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams for added durability

• Available in sizes S–4XL where offered by the selected print provider

• Pre-shrunk sizing

• Sewn-in label

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold — maximum 30°C / 90°F

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Do not dry clean

Please Note

This listing is for a physical T-shirt.

Because each shirt is made to order, production and shipping times may vary depending on your location and selected variation.

Please double-check your size and color selection before placing your order.

Colors may vary slightly because of different screen settings and the garment-dyeing process.