For anyone who needs coffee before unnecessary conversation. ☕️
This funny retro coffee T-shirt features a large steaming striped mug surrounded by coffee beans and vintage decorative details.
The graphic reads:
“UNAVAILABLE FOR UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION”
and underneath:
“COFFEE IN PROGRESS”
It’s a fun everyday shirt for coffee lovers, introverts, homebodies, tired coworkers and anyone who prefers to finish their first cup before joining the conversation.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
Funny retro coffee graphic
Sarcastic introvert humor
Bold, easy-to-read typography
Warm cream, orange, mustard and brown palette
Versatile design for everyday wear
Fun gift for coffee lovers, coworkers, friends or yourself
PERFECT FOR
Coffee runs • Casual weekends • Work-from-home days • Office wear • Morning routines • Introvert gifts • Coworker gifts • Coffee-lover gifts
PRODUCT FEATURES
100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, durable feel
Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
Double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction with no side seams
Available in sizes S–4XL where offered
Pre-shrunk sizing
Sewn-in label
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold — maximum 30°C / 90°F
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
PLEASE NOTE
This listing is for one physical T-shirt.
Because every shirt is made to order, production and shipping times may vary depending on your location and selected variation.
Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and the garment-dyeing process.
Please review the size chart and double-check your size and color selection before ordering.


















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